VENUS VS MARS

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE

VENUS VS MARS
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Hoarder.
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Cleaning and dancing VS AGGRAVATED I HEARD THE SAME SONG THREE TIMES ALREADY. I MAY KEEP THE RADIO ON TILL 10 TODAY.
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Id rather hear Joey badass every morning at this time rather than the six times you would’ve have play fancy. I know you know its true. The people who are in the car in the morning listening to music that’s making him act like they do. Switch it up. More real rap. (Michelle Tanner voice. Pleeeeassse) play more remixes.
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To 2014 building the foundation for the 2015 NBA CHAMPIONS the New York Knicks I can see them on the float waving their hands at every one with big smiles biting their teeth inside like hi hater. Knicks are taking it. Thats a fact #aintNOBODYfuckinWITHmyCLIQUE and when they win after all they’ve been through they get 2. One for each hand. Lol 🙌
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Just have to relabel shit and he will thank me later. I can’t with men and wires. I guess as former hairdresser we were taught to respect the cord. lol making life a little easier for him today. His step mom lost her father. We didn’t talk much because he was sad for his brothers and sisters and family. Just one less thing he has to do. He said I’m organized. I said I have clothes and notebooks this is all yours so it’s the least I can do yet exactly what he needs help with. Divorce makes your brain scatter. I took mine out with paint Panthers and trappers in NC. He’s got a blonde in Bk. A broad on the island and he’s over eating Nutella and almond joys in bulk. Organization is key when running a business. Or living with someone with ADHD. He’s me a few months ago and YALL remember what I did to my NC apartment. Right. Well if I can help someone avoid the clutter it’s the least I can do. Again the main problem he has. Lol life’s crazy. The best part about my divorce is I got a friend who’s going through the same thing I am and helps me grow by helping him realize it’s going to get worse before gets better. So take help when it’s offered. The nine months I haven’t taken care of a husband or child. I did that shit every day. Every day. Everyday. I will do it again. Not for my x but have my son back. But helping him right now is the start I need to realize I am a mom even from afar so every day when I used to cry cause I felt useless I just clean and label shit. #onmydannertanner
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Vodka oj vodka cranberry vodka Arizona watermelon. Made them earlier. Sooo good.
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I feel like dirty mouth. Need orbit.
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Lit a candle. It’s a sun. I pray for a better today. Cause that’s kinda how morning group started when I used to work for her at a place called A better today. It’s a drug and alcohol rehab. It helped me grow up really when I needed to. I never liked office jobs but that one was cool because it didn’t feel like work. Sat behind the desk yes maybe the conversation was just always different and The people you see walk in and out of there so similar to you but not really. So I pray for A better tomorrow cause I prayed for a better today when I needed the strength every day. I’m good today I got to dig down deep layer I will. So first thing that comes to mind. I pray our children listen to their Parents cause this time around we really do know everything. I pray to ask God to just make my grandmother want to fry strufili for some reason like all grams have & when she opens the fridge I see a bowl of perfectly caramel colored cooked and cold, sticky, tasty, tan strufili with sprinkles that is the perfect snack. Not just around the holidays that makes me smile I want to do dishes for her. By that I mean load the dishwasher. And God since that’s kinda dessert you can send her a urge to stuff an eye round with peas prosciutto and mushrooms too. I am fasting until whenever I get there this week so everyone excuse the food talk or pics for the next few days. There’s no table to eat at like your grandmas. We all know this. Grandmas are the best cooks. Feeling Pharrell happy at the moment so thanks God & a seat next to a un-smelly person on the greyhound would be my last wish. I pray you somehow make these things happen in life because growing up I was told I had to ask you for something for I just got it. I know why. Jesus left and Mary immaculately conceived so what did you do? You created all this. Feel good?  You weren’t needed. So then you need to be needed. I use you God. I’ll say my prayers. Then I’ll go get it. Maybe I could send her a picture of an eye roast and strufili. Yeah time to go get it. #amen
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Radar. Lol there’s an app for that now.